Monday, December 15, 2008

I RAN INTO A STUPID AUNTIE!

heyos...i'm officially using my comp to blog properly.
i usually use my hp to blog thats why there are pictures.

okies. i came here to blog about what happened during my retun flight to
singapore. yes, like what my title says, i ran into a FKING STUPID auntie!

okies people. i would like you guys reading this to take note that this

AUNTIE is a
MOTHER of TWO
also have a FUCKING RICH
BUT INCONSIDERATE HUSBAND
CUM CHILDISH DAUGHER
AND IRRITATING SON

i'm such a sway-er
i happen to sit behind this auntie... and i was peacefully pushing back the table JUST
after the meal.

PS: I JUST PASS MY TRAY BACK TO THE STEWARD

SUDDENLY ...
BAM! she slam her entire chair backwards and the tv which hapeen to be tilting outwards,
hit my face...

WOA LAO! IT IS LIKE SUPER SQUEEZY IN ECONOMY CLASS ALREADY AND SHE ONLY CARE FOR HER SELF?

YOUR HUABAND IS FUCKING RICH LEAH?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
RICH SO WAD?
DOES IT GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS TO SLAM YOUR SIT BACKWARDS TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEE
AND LET THE oh so poor me,
SUFFER LIKE A FISH WITHOUT WATER BEHIND YOU WHILE YOU TAKE YOUR LITTE SISTA (si-as-ta= nap)?

then i tap her shoulder

me: auntie...erm do you find lifting your chair up a little more? its quite....(i haven finnish)

*fa : fucking auntie =p

fa: OH SORRI SORRI....*lift chair back upright*

***take note what i said to her, ''a little more''

forty five mins later

fa: EAH GIRL? I'M GOING TWOO POOT THIS DOWN

me: huh?

fa: *slam back to the extreme*

me: eah auntie. can you be more considerate?

fa: eah girl. you no manners leah? so young say all these

me: *smirk* thats the point auntie. do you need a young girl to teach you to be considerate?

fa: what wrong la? you tell me

me: firstly, you only care about yourself. you make yourself get all the comfort and let the one suffer behind you. do you think you will like it if the one infront did this to you?

fa: if people do this to me, i dont mind. *very confident that she won the convo*

me: haha AUNTIEEEE. of course you say you dont mind because you are having this kind of convo with me. you will have to say that ' you dont mind' in order to win.

fa: i...i...i need 8 hours of sleep. this is a very long flight

me: like i dont know that this flight lasts for 13 hours. who is not tired in this flight? you tell me?woa 8 hours ar.. humph i need 11 ok? and i did not even lean my chair back
did you even see anyone leaning back this far? yes, there are people leaning back too but NOT AS INCONSIDERATE as you, you damn auntie

fa: i dont need you to tell me all these. i need to sleep. dont disturb me

*sit back down and push her chair to the extreme again*

me: *put both of my legs behind her chair and PUSH*

fa: *look behind* eah girl. behave yourself ar if not i tell my huaband

me: huh? got wrong meah. eah auntie this flight 13 hours leah. i need to stretch my legs many many times if not i cannot walk. you see, i have this muscle problem. if you dont mind
(is to kao bei her =])

fa: you are really pushing it too far

me: okies tell me about what your huaband is doing?
*points to mister god-knows-who*

fyi, her hus also push his sit back to the extreme and the poor LITTLE GIRL who as reading NEW MOON have to put the book super close to her face like 3 cm away becaue of that fucking man

fa: * give that lose liao-face* he also need to rest

me: i'm not interested how damn tired your husband is. i want you to look at that little girl behind him

fa: *nth to say looking on floor*

me: if your child is like this, suffering behind, tolerating an adult's nonsence who is being inconsiderate? wuld you like it?

fa: *keeps quiet*

me: little girl ok? auntie...little girl also bully?

fa: *keep quiet and sat back down and push up her chair*

hahaa its true okies

next time convo is me and swiss students. bye

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